WALTER HOUSMANN:
   Not long after his assassination, a story floated
   around, giving rise to a suspicion so revolting
   as to have been kept concealed by the government
   for lo these many years.

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His advances toward the young, strapping Lincoln had been refused.

      MAN:
   Why, my son, I am thy father and thy brother.

The boy knew his course, and finally replied, walking backwards as he did.

      BOY:
   Share a bed with ma pappy and bruther an I sure
   doan need me more a that!