|behind the counter
ROSA (38) Shop owner. Eastern European. Overweight and sexy. Son SITTO (16) and daughter MARNEY (18) constantly get away with murder working at her ex-husband's party store across the parking lot.
COMMANDER: (59) Local Fire Chief. Cool when things get crazy.
BARB: (52) Ditzy, ex-hippy. Clumsily covers the counter when Rosa steps away. Loves her adopted Korean son ARNOLD (12).
GINO (32) A 6'4", 220 lb. cross-dresser. Heir to a chain of local tire stores.
OLIVIA (28) Innocent local girl who's also a secretive government agent. In love with Gino.
SABASTIAN (22) Goth. Real name Brian. Shares studio apartment and can't go home until after 8am. While everyone is starting their day, Sabastian is ending his.
GWEN (40) Mrs. Cardiologist. Shares stories of shopping at Harrods, weekends on the Cape & friends from Frisco.
MAX (73) Spry, Russian immigrant. Retired engraver from the old-folks home down the block. Chimes in with timely quips & words of wisdom.